What else to ask Siri? (besides dividing 0 by 0)
What else to ask Siri? (besides dividing 0 by 0)
Thursday, July 2, 2015
With Siri's hilarious answer on dividing 0 by 0 becoming viral, we decided to give you a list of questions to ask Siri that get equally hilarious responses (tested only in english):
- Sing me a song
(sometimes, you have to insist and ask her more than once)
- Tell me a story
- Tell me a poem
- Tell me a joke
(you can ask her repeatedly and insist to tell another joke to get different answers)
- What does the fox say
Have fun!
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A cheaper Newsletter system is what we have developed! In addition to having a fast Newsletter system, we have also made the necessary efforts to offer an easy-to-use Newsletter system for our customers. Being integrated directly into the website management console (or the CRM that we have developed for you), the exclusive technology at Numérique.ca allows you to use all the tools already entered in the database, which allows you to prepare a beautiful Newsletter in just a few seconds and send it to tens of thousands of customers instantly! Here is a list of types of newsletters that we develop for our clients:
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